We collect a lot of things. In our basement, for example, we have a stack of grocery bags from Trader Joe’s, a bag of unused wine bottle corks and several bags of dryer lint.
Hear me out. As artists, all of these things –including several Costco empty mixed nut jugs – are of potential value, will come in handy down the road, when we are struck with sudden fits of artistic inspiration. It happens.
Meanwhile, I am forever contemplating hauling a lot of this stuff away. Not too long ago, I started tackle the garage again. There is a now pile of stuff I intend haul away as soon as I have a moment in my busy schedule.
Last week, Mother Nature had some plans of her own. Hurricane Irene was roaring up the coast. All hell was predicted to break loose. Low-lying parts of New York City were being evacuated, we were watching 24-hours of overfed Americans nailing plywood over their windows. Store shelves were emptied of batteries and water. All hell, indeed.
Our concerns on Rusty Hinge Road never change. Aside from occasional gun shots and loud arguments out on the street, it is water we fear most. The wind is a consideration, of course, and there have been quite a few large trees clobbered by previous storms, but it doesn’t take much rain to cause a flood in our basement.
We bought the house on a dry October day twelve years ago when the hole on the basement floor had a rusty sump pump in place along with some spider webs, so it seemed that, like so many homes in New England, we’ll take on some water now and then.
I can’t remember the first incident, but I am pretty sure it was because of a glitch with the washing machine control buttons. If you don’t push the “load” button just right, the washer will fill with water, overflow and keep running until one of us discovers the flood, shrieks, turns off the washer and spends the next three days cleaning up the mess.
With the storm imminent, we did all the things we thought prudent; we moved the lawn furniture to safety, made sure we had cat food, checked our supply of 10,000 candles, and made sure our one flashlight, “Abner,” had batteries. Done, done and done.
The sky darkened and the wind picked up. Rain started to pelt our new roof. The bathroom skylight, recently installed and a source of ceaseless, unpredictable dripping, held tight throughout, thanks to an expensive repair job I just hired out. When I went to bed that evening, the lights were blazing and the cable channels were predicting Armageddon.
My bedside alarm was flashing 12:00 – 12:00 – 12:00, indicating a power flicker, sometime as I dozed but assuring me that we still had power. It was raining, and the highest parts of the nearest trees were swaying back and forth with malevolence. Out on the street, crushed sprite bottles and empty food wrappers collected around the curbside grate. You could hear the water rushing into the sewers. Tiny bits of shredded leaves had coated all surfaces at ground level. The streets were empty of mufferless cars, deep, buzzy bass notes and pedestrians. A large limb was down to the north, blocking the road, but mercifully away from the overhead powerlines.
“The pump isn’t working,” Melissa announced. She had gotten up and surveyed the situation.
When the ground around the house at Rusty Hinge Road gets saturated with rain, water seeps in from under the cement floor. Tiny, almost imperceptible, cracks begin to emit water. Puddles form and the previously mentioned hole – the location of the rusty sump pump – fills up with water. Left unchecked, the basement will, even without augmentation by the washer, begin to fill up with water.
I had fashioned a pump attached to a float, to activate once the water reached a certain height. If all went as designed, the pump would empty the incoming water out a cellar window via a red rubber hose.
Still groggy from sleep, and grumpy by tradition, I came to inspect the pump and after growling like a bear, discovered that the Ground Fault Interupter (GFI) outlet, into which the pump was plugged, was doing its job and shutting itself off. After all, it was I who set up the pump system and it had been known to deliver shocks. So I found a less persnickety plug, switched on the pump, and the water was on its way out.
Unfortunately for us, so was the power – just as the water level in the hole began to recede. Powerless, the rest of the bailing of the basement would have to be done, by us, with a bucket, illuminated by Abner, for as long as the water continued to rise.
We made do. The rain slowed down. We soon figured out we only had to bail once an hour. In a few hours, the sky got brighter, the neighbors started to come out and look around and fire up their noisy lawn equipment.
Funny how we are so reliant on electricity. Every time I entered a room, I automatically went for the light switch. We have a gas stove that worked, but we had to light it with a match. It felt quaint. We had missed the worse of it. My sister in Vermont and my cousin in the Catskills had not.
At one point, I wanted some coffee. And I realized I could make it on the stove but I’d have to find the old manual coffee pot. I swore I had seen it on the cluttered shelves of the basement. I grabbed Abner and went for a look. All I could find was a bag full of lint.
Completely dry.
Irene, you rene. We all rene… ben.guerrero@sbcgobal.net
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